What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if I know.
Why did the doorman get a raise? He was always out standing.
What about a reality show where people who complain about homeless people having cellphones have to get a job and an apartment without one.
If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I've never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?
I'm gonna date the first guy to come out of this ""Free STD Screenings!"" van. #goodplan