I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile.
When I ask someone what their name is, why do I never actually listen to their answer?
I will show you a picture on my phone, but if you swipe right or left, I will break your finger.
When comparing men to women, you'll notice there's a vas deferens between the two.
Do crazy shit. You'll learn from it, be a better person & have bad ass stories to tweet about. The latter is the most important of course.
