You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre? It was Haribo.
What's Rihanna's favorite love song? ""I can't feel my face when i'm with you""
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a very obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
Cars have reverse lights so you can drive the wrong way at night, like the signs tell you to.
Really hope autocorrect altered that last text because if not my mom's taking my little brother to a Christian rape concert tonight.
