How did they get John McAfee out of Guatemala? McAfee Removal Tool
""I have no advice. I can't talk! I am a building."" -Prison advice
I saw a man convulsing on the ground and jacking off... ...I thought he was having a seizure. Turned out he was just having a stroke!
James Bond and Money Penny are locked in a trunk... Money Penny: What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus? Bond: my PPK? Money Penny: 'K
What is hitlers favorite yugio card? The blue eyes white dragon