Make day funny (5942y)

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So what are you doing today?? ""So what are you doing today?"" - ""Nothing."" - ""What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!"" - ""That's right, and I'm not finished yet.""

Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store.

""How come you're only watering half your lawn?"" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. ""I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain.""

women sure love never chilling the fuck out

What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's pop corn?

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