So what are you doing today?? ""So what are you doing today?"" - ""Nothing."" - ""What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!"" - ""That's right, and I'm not finished yet.""
Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store.
""How come you're only watering half your lawn?"" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. ""I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain.""
women sure love never chilling the fuck out
What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's pop corn?