I don't draw my eyebrows on because I can't commit to one facial expression. What if I see a puppy? What if my house burns down?
What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!
What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts.
Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay.
Women: Can't live with 'em... ...Can't live with 'em.