Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate? Because he was running on CP time.
If I had a time machine, I'd go back & mess with myself. I'd delete and retweet frog my tweets monkey with random words giraffe inserted.
There's a fine line... Between a numerator and a denominator.
My snowboarding career has really gone downhill.
Why couldn't the Meteor marry the Ice Comet? It had a fear of Cometment