Why did the proctologist have his cars towed to the auto repair shop? He rectum.
The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market
What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit? When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is ""eeeeuuuuuuu""
To all the waiters out there: we don't get impressed when you try to memorize our orders, we just get nervous.
The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be... 'AFKBRB'