A midget fortune-teller who escapes prison Is a small medium at large.
""Sleep is for the dead"". Yeah cos you look so alive when you're yawning. #stupidsayings
Divorced Barbie. Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff.
Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection? In Iraq.
What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men? 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
