Never buying anything home-made on eBay again... I bought an 'Irony Detector' off of eBay, but it was broken. It detected everything *but* irony...
If there's two things I hate, it's racist people and niggers.
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...? Because he's married. ;_; (I'll see myself out).
What do you call a violent Buddhist? A Zero.
There needs to be a universal hand signal to let people know they still have their blinker on. Mouthing ""you're dead asshole"" isn't working.