This bicyclist in front of me sure dresses like he could be pedaling faster.
My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, ""Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?""
*at funeral* Thank you all for coming. As you already know, my dignity has left us. I tripped in front of all my coworkers. It was tragic.
What's a pirates favorite letter? It's the C
Why is the ocean always salty? Because the land never waves back.
