This guy at my work is giving his wife a gym membership for Christmas. His name was John.
Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man? The man was a corpse being buried forever.
Q: Did you hear about the girl who skipped rope while she read? A: She jumped to conclusions.
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
I have a Jewish friend who makes beer I guess you could say Hebrews