While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train... She said to me, ""What's black and white and red all over?"" ""Wow,"" I said, ""You can speak English?"" ""Just a riddle,"" she said.
Why is it called cat nip and not meowjuana?
""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great quote... ... but it is not the best way to tell your kid that he's adopted.
The Artist I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.
The longest I've been sober is 5 years... ...then I turned six years old
