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Before my girlfriend moved in I always had one night stand Now that things are getting serious we have two night stands When I'm home alone and I walk into the basement, I start talking out loud about
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I showed my son a floppy disk today... ...he said: 'oh cool, you 3D-printed a save icon' What made the cable guy late? There was a cord-eal What's the difference between matter and a hormone? You can't
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My teeth are so white, they adopted 14 kids. What was a telemarketer's worst nightmare! He could not connect with the callee. If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing. Girls in Thailand are like
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I've cut this piece of wood 3 times ... ... and it's still too short. -Bob Edmiston Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster. What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?
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Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale? It's the most basic drink there is. Let's begin by pushing a Nickleback album onto every ISIS phone. A cowboy peers down the pit of an outhouse... He sees
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I'm that asshole who puts an ""o"" at the end of a word and calls it Spanish. what did the man say when he couldn't get frea with his dog? oops, forgot the ky I wish there was a Mormon version of The Bachelor.
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Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state? What do you call a screaming timepiece? An alarmed clock. I'm in a band called 1023 megabytes... We haven't had a
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BREAKING NEWS: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site,,, he is miraculously unharmed... Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape. If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat
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My waiter asked, ""would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?"" ""That's a loaded question."" Hope Today I saw a Chinese baby and a Black baby wave at each other. It gives me hope for
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My dad told me he was gay, i didnt believe him until my other dad comfirmed it Last night instead of feeding my rabbit , I went out clubbing got really pissed and took drugs......I really let my hare down
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I like my coffee how I like my women With big tits I like my women how I like my drinks Soft and extra large. What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks ME: please
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The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in How do you know when it is bedtime at a pedophile's house? When the big hand
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Fred Durst is starting a lawn care company. It's called Rake Stuff. dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them ""queues"" I want to meet the actors
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I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent.. That's a bad place for an argument. Because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap. What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor
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When I was young I wanted to join the basketball team... but the coach said they didn't need more basket balls What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge?.... ...A fridge doesn't fart when you
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Make day funny (7866h)
When your mother asks if you are sexually active, the correct response is not ""No, I just lie there."" ""Ah, Mr Bond, I-"" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* ""-wasn't expecting you."" How did
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently ! A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet *Baa Dum tss* ""God"" not mentioned in Democratic
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Jim is a butcher. Has a sister named Delores. He stands 6ft tall and wears a 10 gallon hat. What does he weigh? Meat hes a butcher. A priest walks up to a rabbi and says . . . ""Been in any good jokes
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Make day funny (3735w)
I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well. [on 1st date] Me: Have you ever flown to Paris on a private jet before? Her: No, I'd love to Me: Same Me:
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I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, When i woke up, my pillow was gone. *gets pulled over by police* *shows a little skin* Officer: ""Who's skin is that? Please step out of the vehicle sir.""
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