Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale? It's the most basic drink there is.
Let's begin by pushing a Nickleback album onto every ISIS phone.
A cowboy peers down the pit of an outhouse... He sees an Indian standing at the bottom. He asks, ""How long have you been down there?"" The Indian replies: ""Many moons.""
I told the bank teller that I was changing banks & wanted to open an account ""Great. What's the name of your former bank?"" I said, ""Piggy""
I bought a blowup doll today, but I won't blow her up until tomorrow. I don't want to seem desperate.
