BREAKING NEWS: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site,,, he is miraculously unharmed... Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape.
If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have ? Someone else's coat.
Melania Trump is so dumb... She couldn't get a degree if her own husband opened a university. (edit: word)
What do you call a Chinese cameraman? Phil Ming
Pluto: You dumped me, now all you do is drive by real slow and take pictures