I've cut this piece of wood 3 times ... ... and it's still too short. -Bob Edmiston
Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster.
What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire? A baked potato
How many people does it take to screw in a light? Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
I want an app that tells me when someone is thinking about me while having sex with someone else.