When I was young I wanted to join the basketball team... but the coach said they didn't need more basket balls
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge?.... ...A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
My son just handed me a duck & a pig from his puzzle & smiled as if that made us ""even"" for all the food/clothing I've given him.
This woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she's never seen a cup holder on a grocery cart before.
What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuckup cunts