Jim is a butcher. Has a sister named Delores. He stands 6ft tall and wears a 10 gallon hat. What does he weigh? Meat hes a butcher.
A priest walks up to a rabbi and says . . . ""Been in any good jokes lately?""
To be honest you were our third choice for this poisoner job but the other two got poiso... oh that was you, nice
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What is a mexicans favourite tv show? Spicks and specks. (google it)