When your mother asks if you are sexually active, the correct response is not ""No, I just lie there.""
""Ah, Mr Bond, I-"" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* ""-wasn't expecting you.""
How did the badge get away with murder? He pinned it on someone else.
My Butt giving the day off to employees on Thanksgiving.. **PSYCHE** Probably gonna take a huge dump instead.
A wise man once said cheez doodles were better than cheetos, but his opinion was biased.