I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, When i woke up, my pillow was gone.
*gets pulled over by police* *shows a little skin* Officer: ""Who's skin is that? Please step out of the vehicle sir.""
The thunder god.. sat upon his favourite Filly, I'm Thor, He Cried! The Horse replied, You forgot your thaddle thilly
A blind man walks into a store... he then starts knocking things off the shelves. An employee asks; - ""Is there anything I can help you with?"" - ""No thanks, I'm just looking around.""
""Hey Adam, can you get me some water?"" ""Sure I can, while I'm up and at 'em!""