Fred Durst is starting a lawn care company. It's called Rake Stuff.
dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them ""queues""
I want to meet the actors who get turned down to act in infomercials. Then I would ask them how their brother Alec Baldwin is doing.
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
What did the Third Reich say when they fired Hitler? ""You're ladolf.""