I showed my son a floppy disk today... ...he said: 'oh cool, you 3D-printed a save icon'
What made the cable guy late? There was a cord-eal
What's the difference between matter and a hormone? You can't make matter.
Boss: what should we call the lower cabinet in the corner that swivels? Bonnie (who hates Susan): I have an idea.
I fucked your mom! Shut up dad.