I'm that asshole who puts an ""o"" at the end of a word and calls it Spanish.
what did the man say when he couldn't get frea with his dog? oops, forgot the ky
I wish there was a Mormon version of The Bachelor. That way none of the women would have to be eliminated.
I sold my vacuum cleaner today.. It was only collecting dust.
My Dad says that the soda can is half empty.... We call him Pepsimistic.
