I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent.. That's a bad place for an argument. Because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap.
What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack? They both sleep all night and whack all day!
My wife told me to kiss her like if we were in a soap opera I hugged her tight, kissed her with passion and then slapped her because how dare she?!
Everyone should know at least how to fish... So everyone needs learn to be a master baiter.
What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet? His Dookie Houser
