My dad told me he was gay, i didnt believe him until my other dad comfirmed it
Last night instead of feeding my rabbit , I went out clubbing got really pissed and took drugs......I really let my hare down
I have a dollar bill pressed between my chin and my chest.....who am i? Christopher Reeve at a strip club.
Q: Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? A: It had no point.
Wait I had a really good joke about amnesia...