The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in
How do you know when it is bedtime at a pedophile's house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
A policeman just knocked on the door. He said, ""It looks like your wife has been in an accident..."" I said ""Yes but she has a great personality!""
How are parsley and pubic hair similar? You push them both aside and start eating.
What do you call a gay Russian? erosexual