Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?
What do you call a screaming timepiece? An alarmed clock.
I'm in a band called 1023 megabytes... We haven't had a gig yet
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.
My neighbors wifi isn't working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?
