My waiter asked, ""would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?"" ""That's a loaded question.""
Hope Today I saw a Chinese baby and a Black baby wave at each other. It gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie.
What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"" ^I'll^see^myself^out...
What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year? Patty O'Furniture
Arnold Schwarzenegger has been talking about Carly Fiorina for years: ""Carly Fiorina needs water,"" ""Carly Fiorina is a great state,"" blah blah blah.
