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I get caught zipping my pants up while standing beside the turkey just one time, and suddenly she never needs help in the kitchen anymore If spiders ever come to the realization that people are terrified
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""I was gonna go and save the princess, but then I got high.."" - Super Mario Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour. I got together with a pig and... I think
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*kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE? People on Facebook Nowadays: *Clicks pic while sipping coffee* *Posts as DP with irrelevant caption: Every scar makes me who I am*
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I haven't spoken to my wife in weeks... I didn't want to interrupt her. Why did Faraday shop at the discount bird cage store? Because of their great buy one, get one free of charge deals. Where do you
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I bet Dame Judi Dench has a pretty nice apartment. #cribs So a 70ish year old grandpa randomly walked up to me in the gym and laid this one on me: What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and
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I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell. Why are you screaming my name? I'm right here.. Having sex is weird. I've
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Divorce lawyers all over the world are rubbing their hands together in glee now that Twitter DM has a picture function. Q: What do sneezes wear on their feet? A: Ahhh-shoes. How do you know if a Korean
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What is a Canadian's favourite letter? Eh? The greatest joke of all time... Android. I think my wife is changing our son's diapers too often. It says right on the box that they're good for up to 14lbs.
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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz. My friends say I'm shallow... because I won't sleep with someone who's 200. Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go! Dang
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Who built the round table? Sir cumference assisted by Sir cular Huehuehue I had a wooden whistle... And it wooden whistle. So, I got a steel whistle and it steel wooden whistle. Finally I got a tin whistle,
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Stay through the end of Hansel & Gretel to see Nick Fury kick Jeremy Renner out of The Avengers. Women: Think of every guy you have ever been friends with. He has jerked off to you. Good talk. I bought
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How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick. HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS: Call someone and have them come pick you up. I was wondering why everyone at school was forming
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What do you do with a Jew who has ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp I like NPR because you always know how much saliva is inside every announcer's mouth at all times. Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn
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Mmm piece of candy What smells like candy and tastes like fish? I don't WANT new people to get murdered but I want Investigation Discovery to always have new material. What's a feminists favourite type
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Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders. why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism A feminist's view point.
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Think I've got the Windows 7 ADVANCED edition. It automatically created "".dust"" files in my e-book folder. If You're Having Vocal Problems... ...I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but my
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I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel, but it takes up too much space in my freezer. what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the
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I have a particular set of skills, skills that allow me to open beer cans so no one in the house knows I'm drinking. How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him? The picture
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Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers? Every time they danced, they made it rain. A man walks into a bar and an egg falls on his head. The barman turns to him and says, ""The yolk's
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[mysterious British man rescues me] Me: How? Him: Bond [introducing himself as we leave prison], bail bond. I once visited The Virgin Islands. When I left, they were just called The Islands. How do you
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