I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel, but it takes up too much space in my freezer.
what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them.
Did you hear about the Mechanic who slept under the car? He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.
What do you call a dizzy asian? Disorientaled.
Doctor doctor I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig.
