I bet Dame Judi Dench has a pretty nice apartment. #cribs
So a 70ish year old grandpa randomly walked up to me in the gym and laid this one on me: What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone? You skip them both.
Me: So, hypothetically speaking, if we were dating would I get any free food? Her: Uh, excuse me? Me: *sigh* #1 combo with cheese, please.
I was told my dad was stealing from his construction job and I didn't want to believe it But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Did you hear about the new circumcision clinic opening up? I hear the doctors only work for tips.