Who built the round table? Sir cumference assisted by Sir cular Huehuehue
I had a wooden whistle... And it wooden whistle. So, I got a steel whistle and it steel wooden whistle. Finally I got a tin whistle, now I tin whistle.
Q: What did one hat say to the other hat? A: You stay here. I'll go on a head.
'Calm Your Tits' is derogatory. Feminists reccomend, instead : 'De-stress the Breasts"",'Soothe your Boobs', 'Give that Chest a Rest', 'Don't have a Rack Attack' and 'Hakuna the Tattas'
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints