I have a particular set of skills, skills that allow me to open beer cans so no one in the house knows I'm drinking.
How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him? The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.
The first time your mom saw me naked She asked for an epidural
A sarcastic thumbs-up is a good substitute for the middle finger.
There was a woman trapped inside a Safeway, She was found dead of starvation the next morning.