What is a Canadian's favourite letter? Eh?
The greatest joke of all time... Android.
I think my wife is changing our son's diapers too often. It says right on the box that they're good for up to 14lbs.
When do you kick a midget in the nuts? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Why do black men have nightmares? We killed the only one who had a dream.