Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.
why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism
A feminist's view point. Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Feminist: The glass is being raped.
What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion? Ryan
Make A Dumb Person Curious Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?"" - ""No, how?"" - ""I'll tell you tomorrow.""