[mysterious British man rescues me] Me: How? Him: Bond [introducing himself as we leave prison], bail bond.
I once visited The Virgin Islands. When I left, they were just called The Islands.
How do you get a clown off of its unicycle? Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.
Don't let an extra chromosome let you down!
Working in porn for the free sex is like working at Chipotle for the free burritos Yeah, you're getting paid, but it destroys your asshole
