I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell.
Why are you screaming my name? I'm right here.. Having sex is weird.
I've never thought about suicide until now... But it might cheer me up if you tried.
The issue of cannibalism and the afterlife A cannibal dies. He moves on to the afterlife. He goes to a bar. He drinks a spirit. He says ""sorry, I needed seconds."".
How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? Zero.