""I was gonna go and save the princess, but then I got high.."" - Super Mario
Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour.
I got together with a pig and... I think she's my Sowmate. ( ^ @ ^ )
I suck in my stomach when I weigh myself like my scale will be all ""oh she's much thinner than I thought, I'll adjust the numbers.""
Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car? Because it was Elise