Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers? Every time they danced, they made it rain.
A man walks into a bar and an egg falls on his head. The barman turns to him and says, ""The yolk's on you!""
It's nice that friends keep picking up my kids for play dates. It'd be even nicer if they'd stop bringing them back home.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it??? No??? Me neither, I get the Daily News.
What did little Hitler get for his birthday? His Third Treich.