Divorce lawyers all over the world are rubbing their hands together in glee now that Twitter DM has a picture function.
Q: What do sneezes wear on their feet? A: Ahhh-shoes.
How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house? Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Patient: Doctor I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.
2 fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""you know how to drive this thing?""