How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS: Call someone and have them come pick you up.
I was wondering why everyone at school was forming small groups... ...and then it cliqued! I'll show myself out.
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars Early pictures show no sign of ESPN, beer, or porn. This should be sufficient proof that men aren't from Mars.
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap... The psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts"".
