What do you do with a Jew who has ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp
I like NPR because you always know how much saliva is inside every announcer's mouth at all times.
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !
Say what you like about pacifists... ...
[gets pulled over for speeding] Where's the fire ma'am? *grips lighter* ""I'm not sure yet""
