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What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet telephone telawoman. Love is not a game. If you think it is, then you're not playing it right. Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7
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Michael J. Fox He's really just trying to master The Force. Mmmh, the wetness...don't stop, harder, oh god yes, more fingers...I love the way you rub my head. --me, getting a shampoo at the salon Doctor:
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea. Counterspace..... is that like antimatter? What did the penis say to the
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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla! Better ""copulate"" than ""copunever."" You know what's messed up to find at the bottom of a jar of mayonnaise? A condom. haha Did you hear
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Make day funny (7313w)
A man walks into a bar... Ow. I'm really obsessed with Harry Potter. On a scale of 1-10, how obsessed do you think I am? 9 3/4 What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends? Hang at home. Can I take
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Why Don't Santa Claus and Misses Claus have children? Because Santa only comes once a year and when he does its down the chimney. I stole a toilet seat from a police station. They never found out who did
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Make day funny (4007w)
so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall. I just got one of those workout watches apparently i've masturbated 5.8 miles today I have
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*Sees son doing homework* What u doing? ""Math, it's due Friday"" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u If you ever feel useless... .. Remember that there is a comment
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*batman voice* Alfred, my bat-wang is stuck in my bat-zipper. Bat-help. How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around
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How do you count cows? with a cowculator. People ask me why I don't have any tattoos. I tell em "" would you put a bumper sticker on your ferrari? If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you
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Make day funny (5911d)
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? successfully end a race. I saw the most unnecessary roundabout the other day... ...it was literally pointless A Roman walks into a bar... Holds
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How did Canada get it's name? The forefathers decided the best way to name their new country was to pick letters out of a hat. ""C eh, n eh, d eh"" Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
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What do you call a pair of twins who live together? ""Womb-mates"" I find the f1 key really attractive. I think I need help. ""but what if I ask someone a question and they answer it"" - me sitting in
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actually these are my therapy bees i'm allowed to take them on the bus with me I'm not all that concerned about Celine Dion's recent losses. I'm pretty sure her heart will go on. Porn gives unrealistic
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Make day funny (6616w)
Went for ""a walk"" today, like some kind of prehistoric moron. My local newspaper is running an innuendo competition. I might enter my sister. ""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house""
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This one is pretty offensive... Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore? They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it. Just been to the gym and there's a new machine
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Have you heard of the Tempura House? It's a shelter for lightly battered women. What's a Mexican's favorite assignment? Ese's(Essays) My right ear keeps ringing today. It's the left ear that means your
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Make day funny (9179x)
What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? ""It's a Moray."" The sign on the whore house door said, ""Closed, beat it!"" Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?
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Why did the farmer cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken. What insect lives on nothing? Moths, because they eat holes. What was the lonely chemist looking for? AgF Why don't they allow
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Make day funny (9753j)
What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her. ""What did you do today, mommy?"" ""I invented names, like 'Grand Theft Anal' and 'Mortal
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