I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Counterspace..... is that like antimatter?
What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in.
""Do you think I could sell this couch on Craigsface?"" --Grandma
Why is Kim Jong-un so bad? He has no Seoul
