What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!
Better ""copulate"" than ""copunever.""
You know what's messed up to find at the bottom of a jar of mayonnaise? A condom. haha
Did you hear about that party at Thor's? No, I guess you wouldn't have; he kept it pretty Loki.
What's the capital of Greece? (x-post from /r/MeanJokes) About 10. DISCLAIMER: I heard this joke from /u/r4e3d2d2i8t5. All due credit to that person.
