What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet telephone telawoman.
Love is not a game. If you think it is, then you're not playing it right.
Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with 7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu.
Why did Adele crossed the road? To say hello from the other side.
What's a dentists favorite time of day? Tooth-Hurty