Make day funny (2691d)

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together? ""Womb-mates""

I find the f1 key really attractive. I think I need help.

""but what if I ask someone a question and they answer it"" - me sitting in my house too nervous to go to my neighbors party I was invited to

No matter how far you push the envelope it will still be stationery (I know how to spell stationary)

Saw a guy scratch his balls and then he made eye contact with me as he smelled his fingers. Probably took 8 years off my life.

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Make day funny (2691d) | Ecency