This one is pretty offensive... Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore? They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it
What do you call an Asexual who tries to be hetero? an Ace in the Hole.
What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at? Czarcasm.
Babe are you a clock? Cause you're the bomb
