Went for ""a walk"" today, like some kind of prehistoric moron.
My local newspaper is running an innuendo competition. I might enter my sister.
""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house"" Nice ""Then we hang up some socks"" I'm with ya ""And then we drink egg milk punch"" What
A friend of mine asked me, ""what rhymes with orange?"" I said, ""no, it doesn't"". *Credit to Jimmy Carr.* **Edit:** ITT: door hinge, syringe, whore binge, Blorenge.
Wanna hear a joke about reddit and clickbait?